I came across this satirical letter and thought it was pretty funny (in a perverse way)--Aug. 16 (Bloomberg) --Dear investor, we’d like to take this opportunity to update you on the recent performance of our hedge fund, Short-Term Capital Mismanagement LLP.As you know, market selection for the entire fund is guided by a proprietary investing tool we like to call "a dartboard.’ Once the asset classes are decided, individual security selections are generated by digitizing our unique hexagonal cuboid models.Unfortunately, it transpires t[...]
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